MICKEY COULD HAVE WON
He would really make America Great Again
Mickey Mouse Would Have Defeated Donald Trump Big Time
If Mickey Mouse had entered the presidential race he would have been sitting in the White House now. What makes you so sure you might ask? Just compare the two:
Age
Donald Trump: Arrived: June 14, 1946 (age 70 years)
Mickey Mouse: Arrived: November 18, 1928 (age 88 years) via
Steamboat.
Physical Condition Comparison
Donald Trump: Blonder than ever. Chubby from over-eating.
Age shows both physically and mentally.
Mickey Mouse: Still youthful and in great shape, looks better
than ever.
Donald Trump Sculptured
Mickey
Mickey’s Father Was.... WALT DISNEY
Wealth
Donald Trump: Claims to be worth several billion dollars.
Subtract debts and lawsuits. Zero? Only the
Internal Revenue knows.
Mickey Mouse: Doesn’t talk about wealth. He has had big
earnings since 1928 (Watches, clothing, toys
and much more). Disney loves him and so does
most of the world.
Marriages and Female Involvements
Donald Trump: Three marriages. Loved owning beauty
contests and fondling the merchandise.
Mickey Mouse: Companionship or secret marriage to
Minnie Mouse?
Minnie Mouse As First Lady (Mouse) In The Whitehouse
Cheese would be on every dinner menu. No rats of any type (particularly the political type) would be allowed!
Minnie Mouse The Whitehouse Hostess
Mickey and Minnie Mouse Loved Overseas
A public viewing in a European country.
President Mickey Mouse’s Government Appointments
President Trump’s high-level appointments in the first few weeks of his administration (or less) have been a mixed bag of good and bad (a lot of bad). What would a President Mickey Mouse have done?
He would have appointed Disney Super Heroes. America would truly be great again— if it isn’t already.
FANTASY NONSENSE?
Absolutely!
Then, again, it seems to me that much of what President Trump has promised to the American people is pure fantasy. All he is truly in need of is Mickey Mouse and friends or — American citizen equivalents. We have them; it’s just that President Trump doesn’t appoint them.
End
Bob Flicker
April, 2017
P.S.
Thank you Walt Disney (wherever you are).